Today's WTF? (10/19/05)

* Who came up with the idea of creating a toy that inadvertantly teaches children (over the age of 3) that it's funny to choke chickens? The animal welfare people are not pleased.

I am going to write the manufacturers and tell them how irresponsible they are. Clearly they should be producing toy animals that act drunk when you give them alcohol. That way, when kids around the nation try it on their family pets, and there are hundreds of dogs and cats falling over and walking into walls, hilarity will actually ensue.